MORE things I should NOT do at Hogwarts...

31. I will not refer to hte Accio charm as "The Force."

32. I will not push Professor Flitwick from his stack of books claiming I need them for my studies.

33. I will not spike my best friends pumpkin juice and tell him to go hit on Professor McGonagall...Or Professor Snape.

34. When asked a question by a teacher I will not inform them that the answer is protected by a Fidelius Charm and I am not the Secret Keeper.

35. I will not hiss at Harry Potter instead of talking.

36. I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class.

37. I will not organize a witch burning, even if I have been assigned to do a presentation on Muggle history in my Muggle Studies class.

38. I will not tell Oliver Wood that Quidditch has been permanently canceled. Having not done this I will not tell him it's Marcus Flint's fault.

39. I will not bewitch Percy Weasley's prefect badges to yell, "I'm in love with myself!" everytime it senses movement.

40. I will not convince first years that the new password to Gryffindor Tower is "Petrificus Totalus" and must be recited with their wands pointed at themselves.
41. I will not give a "Chosen by whom, actually?" shirt to Harry Potter for Christmas.

42. I will not refer to Aragog as "Charlotte"

43. Crucifixes do not ward off Slytherins. And I should not test that.

44. I will not jump up and shout, "VOLDEMORT, RUN!" in the middle of a D.A. meeting.

45. If Death Eaters attach Hogsmeade, I will not point at the Dark Mark and shout, "TO THE BATMOBILE, ROBIN!"

46. I will not tell Professor Binns that he is dead and a) needs to move on. or b) get a life.

47. I will not hand out t-shirts that say POTTER: 6 VOLEMORT: 0

48. I will not convince the first years that "Death Eaters" is the name for a cookery club specialized in experimental dishes.

49. I will not start a howler chain-letter saying "Your life will be cursed for seven years if you dont send this to 10 people within 15 minutes."

50. I will not melt if water is poured on me.

50b. Neither will Professor Umbridge

51. I will not tell the first years on the Hogwarts Express that they have free choice of house if they swim across the lake.

52. Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda.

53. Sneaking slugs into Ron Weasley's food is not funny. More than once.

54. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, I am to assume I am not allowed to do it.

55. I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do in front of people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.

56. I will not hang up a sign saying "Reserved for Draco Malfoy" at the girls lavatory door.

57. I will not tell Professor McGonagall about the greatest Muggle enhanced out there, called botox.

58. I will not tell her that it would make those thin, tight lips of hers into pouty, bodacious things.

59. I will also not tell her that Professor Dumbledore would particularly enjoy looking at those pouty, bodacious things.

60. "42" is not the answer to every question on the O.W.Ls. Even if the kid telling me said Hermione Granger told him herself.