1. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
2. I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz" when being sent to the Headmaster's office.
3. I will not play poker or bridge with Professor Trelawney's tarot deck.
4. Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms."
5. I will not draw mustaches, glasses, scars, devil horns or other paraphernalia on the paintings in Hogwarts while the subjects are sleeping. They do not find it amusing.
6. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
6 b. Neither will I take one out on the new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher.
7. Bringing fortune cookies to Divination class does not count for extra credit.
8. I will not change gravity on the Hogwarts grounds. My fellow student do not need to develpe extra muscles and jumping into an orbit is not funny.
9. I am not the Wicked Witch of the West.
9b. Neither is Professor Umbridge.
10. I will not ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.
11. I will not follow potion instructions in reverse order to 'see what happens.'
12. I will not walk up to a Hufflepuff and ask if he/she is going to huff and puff and blow my house down.
13. I will not accept anything edible from a Weasley.
13b. Especially if it is offered with a compensation for any damages.
14. Hogwarts is not in the flight path of any Muggle airport, and Muggle airplanes cannot crash into Hogwarts. That being the case, there is no need to have first years standing on the spires of Hogwarts waving torches screaming 'Go away! Go away!'
15. I will not ask Peeves on how to wreak havoc.
16. This goes for Fred adn George too.
17. I will not suggest to Fred adn George that they invent a sell anti-anti cheating charm quills.
18. I will not tell first years the best way to study is to stay up all night balancing your textbook on your head, as gravity will cause the information to sink through the skull and into the brain.
18b. Having NOT done this, I will not stay up all night to laugh at said first years.
19. I will not point to Harry Potter's scar and ask if his Voldy senses are tingling.
20. I will not add "according to the prophecy" at the end of all my sentences to raise my Divination grade.
21. House elves are NOT a good replacement for bludgers.
21b. Hermione must not know said elves were used as replacements
22. I will not refer to the Weasley twins as "bookends."
23. I will not reenact Harry Potter Puppet Pals in the Great Hall.
23b. Or anywhere for that matter.
24. I will NOT ask Lupin if its that time of the month.
25. I will not kiss Trevor.
26. Any resemblence of dementors and Nazgul are coincidental.
27. I will not insist the trees in the Forbidden Forrest are Ent wives.
28. I will stop asking when we will learn to make Love Potion number 9
29. The proper way to report to Professor McGonagall is, "You wanted to see me Professor?" NOT "I have it on good authority that you have no evidence."
30. I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.
2. I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz" when being sent to the Headmaster's office.
3. I will not play poker or bridge with Professor Trelawney's tarot deck.
4. Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms."
5. I will not draw mustaches, glasses, scars, devil horns or other paraphernalia on the paintings in Hogwarts while the subjects are sleeping. They do not find it amusing.
6. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
6 b. Neither will I take one out on the new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher.
7. Bringing fortune cookies to Divination class does not count for extra credit.
8. I will not change gravity on the Hogwarts grounds. My fellow student do not need to develpe extra muscles and jumping into an orbit is not funny.
9. I am not the Wicked Witch of the West.
9b. Neither is Professor Umbridge.
10. I will not ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.
11. I will not follow potion instructions in reverse order to 'see what happens.'
12. I will not walk up to a Hufflepuff and ask if he/she is going to huff and puff and blow my house down.
13. I will not accept anything edible from a Weasley.
13b. Especially if it is offered with a compensation for any damages.
14. Hogwarts is not in the flight path of any Muggle airport, and Muggle airplanes cannot crash into Hogwarts. That being the case, there is no need to have first years standing on the spires of Hogwarts waving torches screaming 'Go away! Go away!'
15. I will not ask Peeves on how to wreak havoc.
16. This goes for Fred adn George too.
17. I will not suggest to Fred adn George that they invent a sell anti-anti cheating charm quills.
18. I will not tell first years the best way to study is to stay up all night balancing your textbook on your head, as gravity will cause the information to sink through the skull and into the brain.
18b. Having NOT done this, I will not stay up all night to laugh at said first years.
19. I will not point to Harry Potter's scar and ask if his Voldy senses are tingling.
20. I will not add "according to the prophecy" at the end of all my sentences to raise my Divination grade.
21. House elves are NOT a good replacement for bludgers.
21b. Hermione must not know said elves were used as replacements
22. I will not refer to the Weasley twins as "bookends."
23. I will not reenact Harry Potter Puppet Pals in the Great Hall.
23b. Or anywhere for that matter.
24. I will NOT ask Lupin if its that time of the month.
25. I will not kiss Trevor.
26. Any resemblence of dementors and Nazgul are coincidental.
27. I will not insist the trees in the Forbidden Forrest are Ent wives.
28. I will stop asking when we will learn to make Love Potion number 9
29. The proper way to report to Professor McGonagall is, "You wanted to see me Professor?" NOT "I have it on good authority that you have no evidence."
30. I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.
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