Season Finale

This week I have been super confused. . . I KNEW that this Monday (yesterday) would be the season finale of the Bachelorette, and I KNEW it was gonna be between Ben and JP but the other day I was waiting in line at the grocery store and I saw several magazines about Ashley and JP. I almost got whiplash as I did a double take.

Say what? Did it leak who she would pick?
Needless to say, yesterdays show was anti-climatic in the fact that even though I thought it would be JP... the stupid magazines ruined it for me. {Idiots!}
But that didnt stop me from watching.
So once again, here is my thought process:

1. FIJI!!!!

2. I have a feeling this episode is gonna be SUPER awkie....
3. Someone in my family needs to be the next bachelor/bachelorette so we can go to Fiji. {or somewhere like it}
4. She sure got a WHOLE lot more animated when her family showed up.
5. Nice tats... Pretty sure she can beat me up.
6. It looks so hot. Everyone is sweating.
7. Family drama alert.
8. JP's got the right hair style for Fiji.
9. Cant they do this little chat inside with the air conditioning?
10. The mom is cute...
11. So is the dad
12. "the rest should be easy"... oh boy, little does he know.
13. Sis is stressing me out.
14. "Why? WHY? WHY?"
15. Geez... She is basing this on if he makes her laugh? Seems like there should be alot more important things to be asking.
16. I respect that she wants to look out for her sister, but if he is the one she wants, she should support her in that decision.
17. Way to go mom.
18. Her brother seems nice.
19. Run away JP! Run away from crazy tat sister!
20. She is so bold! I feel like maybe she was scripted to create more drama.
21. Smart man, her dad. {Step dad?}
22. Oh wow! Back off sister!
23. I hate, HATE it when someone is saying something rude with a smile on their face.
24. OUCH! Why would you bring BRAD into the picture!?
25. I am HATING this sister right now.
26. Can you imagine how awkward family events will be for them?
27. She said her family's opinions influence her but everyone else liked JP, just not crazy sister.
28. Whoa... I am taking this way too seriously.
29. This has been bugging me for a few episodes now, what is the tat on Ashley's wrist?
30. Let Ashley talk!
31. Yeah thats right...Go whine to mommy
32. Whoa! Party!!!
33. Oh no... Anyone who talks to their pets in crazy voices like that should be shot.
34. Whoa... his dog voice is crazy!!
35. Hers is annoying
36. Oh boy sister chat #2
37. I like her hair.
38. Ben is so sweaty... I bet he wishes he was rockin a JP buzz right now.
39. This conversation seems so much better than her and JP.
40. Is she trying to be the next bachelorette?
41. Haha her brother is funny.
42. Oh boy... next time he sees all these people he will be engaged to Ashley. Oh I feel bad.
43. Whoa she just grabbed his butt.
44. Perfact
45. Haha I kinda like his outfit.
46. Let me guess... a helicopter?
47. Surprise surprise
48. I think the mud pit looks kinda fun. I would rather have a mud fight though.
49. Um, parasites?
50. Oh boy... Here comes the big "L" word.
51. She is pretty goofy. I like it.
52. She cant say it back! Oh its awkward
53. Nice big old bug bite on her thigh. Thats what you get for wearing short shorts.
54. Oh man. I feel bad for poor Ben!
55. Another "L" word on the way.
56. What is their age difference anyway?
57. Ben and Ash seems a bit more like friends compared to her and JP.
58. She cant say it back!
59. Oh! look at his face when she kisses his cheek! He loves her soooooo much. :P
60. Cute.
61. Whew, he just took off her swimsuit cover! Bow chica wow wow!
62. They sure do drink alot.
63. He wants her forever... Well thats only possible ONE way. :)
64. Oh cute bribery gift.
65. "She may love both of us, but she can only be IN love with one of us." Oh that was deep.
66. FIJI!

67. I doubt anyone got any sleep that night
68. Oh cute, she has the journal of a 13 year old.
69. Oh the dream-like memories
70. Um, awkward shower shot of Ben!
71. Whoa! They have a jewler on site? So does Ashley approve a bunch and they pick one? How does this work?
72. Will Ben get to keep the ring he picks? Holy cow! I dont even wanna know how much that costs.
73. They are all HUGE!

77. Do they "pay" for the ring? Or does the show?

78. Who Neal, askin the hard hitting questions eh?
79. HAHAHA! Neal: What if she says no? JP: Heartbreak. Neal: {long pause} Okaaay. {Moving on} Awkward.

80. JP's catch phrase: "Take a leap of faith."
81. What she made her decision on which ring they chose? Haha. Sorry Ben, that wasnt the ring I wanted. You've been voted off the island.

82. Oh Ben... I want to protect you from the horrors that await ahead.
83. I wouldnt want the day I get engaged to be a day where you have to totally mess with someone elses feelings.
84. Oh Ben...
85. Oh no! He is talking about his dad now. This is almost too much to take.
86. "Well you dont have a ring on your finger" Oh man! OUCH! Did you see her face!?
87. Why would he stop her from talking? It seems like its obvious what she is thinking. She isnt happy crying Ben.
88. Oh Ash! Stop him! Dont let him get down on his knee!
89. OH NO!!!
90. My face is burning.
91. Ouch.
92. I cant watch. Its too personal.
93. Its true, you cant leave something like this on good terms.
94. Is Ben the next bachelor?
95. I hate the F word.
96. Here comes JP
97. I kinda wanna fast forward
98. What if he said no? Could Ash catch up to Ben in time?
99. This is taking forever.
100. The producers must have told them to wait so that the sun is just right for a perfect proposal.
101. Whoa that boat in the background kinda startled me. I thought it was Ben watching. Lol. That'd be nuts.
102. What is he saying? He is talking too much.
103. "Leap of faith"
104. Gross, i just caught myself smiling.
105. Oh no.... no way this is there theme song.

106. Does anyone else thing of Glee when they hear this song

107. "I cant fight this feeling anymooooore! I've forgotten what I started fighting fooooor!!"

108. Ugh Even though I call Gavin "baby" sometimes, it makes me cringe when I hear other people saying it.
109. Sorry folks but I dont think I can handle watching Bachelor Pad. Too much drama.
110. And I dont really feel like watching After the final Rose. I just want it to be over.
Alright, I can now move on with my life. Hopefully their love lasts.

Bachelorette

I went to the rodeo last night so I missed the Bachelorette, but Hulu is a lifesaver... so here are my thoughts about the latest episode:






1. FIJI?! UGH! So jealous.

2. Yes, wouldnt we ALL like to fall in love and get engaged in Fiji... No, actually I prefer the Spanish Fork canyon on the 24th of July during fireworks. :)

3. Her voice is so whiney

4. Whew! Tinkerbelle dress!

5. Ben likes fairies...

6. "I am real I promise" Sounds like something someone NOT real would say.

7. Yes! Big fat greek family.

8. But then there's JP....

9. Look at that goofy grin when she first met JP

10. So much kissing... What if someone had mono? It would spread like wildfire!
11. Overnight dates? What?

12. Haha! She is so short she has to get on her tippy toes to see in the mirror

13. WHO SHOWED UP!?!?! Maybe Ryan... He seems creepy enough to do something weird like that.

14. Commercial... If its Bentley, I might barf.

15. I knew it!
16. He looks like a psycho stalker!

17. "What if she's regretting sending me home?" Ummm get over it! She is obviously over you!
18. I'd be seeing RED FLAGS if he showed up in Fiji.

19. She looks creeped out.

20. Nerd.

21. Her door says Ashley... Thats asking for creepy stalkers like Ryan.

22. Rehearse much, Ryan?

23. Do you think he flew out on his own dime or the producers flew him out?

24. Oh he called Chris... Chris probably thinks he's psycho too.

25. WHAT WILL ASH SAY!?

26. Stop talking Ryan. You are nuts.

27. Oh Ash, dont encourage him.

28. Pretty sure she said the "book was closed" when she sent you home, Ryan. Idiot.

29. I feel so awkward right now... I almost cant watch it.

30. Can I got to Fiji? Tomorrow?
31. Bahaha! I want you to do everything. Very forward Ash. I could almost see him blushing from here.

32. Awkie.

33. Oh he is "BEAMING"

34. He said, "Its preeety" funny.

35. Oh Ben! Dont say you love her yet! So awkward.

36. She says perfect weird.

37. I love that she isnt wearing make up. I think she is pretty.

38. He is trying so hard to figure out how to say it...

39. I cant really tell if he said it or not. Um... not.

40. Whoa, they are sharing a suite? Scandalous.

41. Whoa... That is a pretty sweet suite.

42. That water looks amazing.

43. Those frogs look scary.

44. Gosh Ashley, why dont you just focus on the 3 handsome guys you have in front of you and forget about creepy stalker boy.

45. I think you need a haircut too, Constantine.

46. I loved his reaction to the helicopter.

47. Bahahaha! Creeper! (Ryan staring at the helicopter)

48. That waterfall is gorgeous

49. I really admire Constantine. What a stand up guy. I lov ehis honesty.

50. She does this when she purses her lips and it drives me nuts.

51. "What if I end up all alone?" Shut up... the would doesnt end when the show ends.

52. Ryan is like nails on a chalkboard.

53. Whew! Way to go Ash! Send him packin!

54. Seriously dude? Did you really think you stood a chance?

55. "It will happen". Yes, keep telling yourself that.

56. Ash and JP are cute together.

57. I am getting bored...

58. Their own private island? So jealous.

59. That mic pack on her bikini must be uncomfortable.

60. JP is kinda intense.

61. But I think he is honest and really loves her. (Ugh even saying it makes me gag, but hey this is my thought process watching the show.)

62. Oh boy... here come the dramatics.

63. Ash, brush the leaf off JP's head

64. Bahahaha! He thought Bentley came back lol.

65. Blah blah blah

66. I fast forwarded. Hope I didnt miss anything important. (HA! Important... its the bachelorette... nothing is THAT important)

67. Haha she lays down Constantine's photo. Dramatic.

68. Oh geez... I feel awkward.

69. Pretty sure she has worn that dress before.

70. Why was that all drawn out and dramatic? Lame.

71. Men tell all! This Sunday!!!

72. OH! They BOTH said they love her!
73. Dun dun dun!!!





Gotta love the drama.



Oh gag... I just watched the after credits clip with her and Ben laughing about toes.... weirdos.

My Strange Addiction

Ok maybe its not THAT strange... Apparently TONS of people watch it religiously so its time to come clean an admit that I, too, watch....

The Bachelorette

What is it about this show that literally has thousands of people tuning in every Monday night? Well for me, its the complete and utter ridiculous-ness of it all. (Is "ridiculous-ness" a word? If not, I just made it one) Hmmm... lets take a woman and give her 30 guys to date and eventually she will eliminate all but one and hopefully he will like her back and they will get married and live the rest of their lives complaining how they are famous and dont get any privacy? Yes, lets force a relationship to work and act surprised if it doesn't quite go as planned in the end. Ridiculous(-ness).

But I will admit, it is super fun to see all the awkward moments, fun and exciting dates, and exotic places.
This last episode was hometowns where this seasons Bachelorette, Ashley, gets to meet the final four guy's families. Ugh how hard would that be? Its hard enough to meet the parents, but this poor thang has do it FOUR times with the knowledge that we will have to eliminate one guy at the end of all it! Awkie... (My new word for awkard)
So here are my thoughts during the last episode:


1. Ryan was a weirdo... dont feel bad you eliminated him. Weird to the O
2. Ben is a real guy. (uh, arent they ALL?) Physically so (attractive/attracted?) to me. (What did she say there? Conceded much Ash?)
3. Sure he seems like a nice guy... to bad his hair is ugly.
4. Are Ben and Constantine twins? No? they just have ugly hair.
5. Love the floating lantern
6. Ames. Oh Ames. You know he was totally wasted when he decided to do that elevator kiss.
7. Smooth JP... Heads you get a kiss... Let me see that coin.
8. JP has small eyebrows
9. Of course she has a small dog that fits in a purse.
10. She has such a hankering for Josh Groban!
11. She is always so awkie when she greeting her dates
12. Dont tell me you dont think of the movie "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" when you see Constantine's family.
13. "Your charming today" Not any other days, just today.
14. I love that the servers are spying!
15. This press is gonna be great for the family business.
16. I love that his mom is equal parts greek and southern.
17. "Give me a word, and I show you that the root of that word is Greek." BFGW
18. Do they dance like that all the time? Ooooh! Throw me some money!
19. Opa!
20. Pantotini Agape. Greek for Love Forever. Cute.
21. Ames always looks like he's not quite grasping the conversation. Blank.
22. He also talks like he just got his braces off.
23. Amsie had another spray tan. (oompa loompa doopity dee doo.)
24. Haha... sympathy vote...
25. Ames and his sister look alot alike.
26. A little weirded out by how intense his sister is.
27. I LOVE a magnolia tree.
28. Sprezza what?
29. Oh being romantic through ordinary life... I got it now. Sprezzatura. I should have known.
30. Sorry Ames, I'm totally distracted by your unnatural orange skin.
31. Giddy up Ames!
32. She didnt almost tackle the other guys when she first saw them...
33. I cant help but think one of the reasons she likes Ben... Free wine.
34. This family meeting seems more of a downer than the others
35. Tender talks... tuning out. Sorry.
36. Poor Ben.
37. I'm bored... fast forwarding.
38. Her voice is gonna be the death of me... Like totally.
39. ROLLERSKATING!!!
40. She is more physical with him than any of the other guys.
41. Oh this music... geez.
42. Did they have to rent out the entire rink?
43. I think he meant to biff it
44. Kissy kissy kissy
45. JP has only taken home FOUR girls? Only?
46. Notice Ash's red chin...... makeout burn.
47. Whoa JP... I think you're in loooooove... or lust. One or the other.
48. The more carbs the better. Amen
49. Phuket... hehe.
50. Ash: "Are you shy?" Gag.
51. Another mother/son talk... dont think I am not gonna listen anymore...
52. JP's mom: "Do you love her?" JP: Let me shake my magic 8 ball here... hmmm, all signs point to yes.
53. Ok I guess I did listen.
54. Who is this girl who broke his heart? I am curious now
55. Yes Ash, how do you pick people?
56. JP seems to be able to talk to his brother easier than his mother...
57. Smitten... good way to say it, Ash.
58. Ah! That huge picture is hilarious! Gotta love the Mullet. Kirk Cameron... lol.
59. JP is gonna be the last one standing.
60. I hate it when Ashley and Chris chat... ugh just get ON with it!
61. What if someone choose Chris instead of the Bachelors? Haha. The contestant goes home with the host!
62. Arent sophisticated and educated synonyms?
63. Why are these flashbacks all fuzzy like a dream? Dramatic
64. I think its funny how she stands in front of all their pictures (shrine of bachelors) before she goes to the rose ceremony.
65. Sorry Ames... I think you're the one going home tonight.
66. Blah blah blah, just spit it out Ashley.
67. Yup. Saw that coming.
68. Ames you look so confused. Your face is breaking my heart.
69. Handshake? Awkie!
70. Hahahaha! "A lifetime of adventures with myself." Ames should be a poet. Or write breakup songs for 90's boy bands.
71. I feel bad because he is so polite and nice.
72. I wish I had a dollar for every time she says "you guys"
73. Fiji! Shut up...
SNEAK PEEK AT NEXT WEEKS EPISODE:
73. FIJI!!!! So jealous.
74. Whoa did Ben get a hair cut?
75. Oh... JP pissed Ashley off! Whoever ends up with her will have his hands full.
76. Ugh she is so dramatic...
78. WHO IS AT THE DOOR!!! WHO FLEW TO FIJI!? It better not be Bently. (I love how you can see a cameraman behind her)
79 No offense, but her family seems like white trash.
80. Oh her true side comes out!!! Watch out sis!

Good stuff...

Gavin and I (yes, Gavin has watched this with me) Think that its gonna be JP. What do you think?